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[2014-07-26 13:07] JUSTBOY :

Akpos went to American Embassy for a student visa, and the process
of his interview with the white lady went this way;
WHITE LADY: what are you going to the USA for?
AKPORS: to study.
WHITE LADY: which city, school and course do you wish to study?
AKPORS: Chicago, Economics and Statistics maths are my admission
documents.
WHITE LADY: but there are many Universities in Nigeria that offer
this course and you still want to travel as far as USA to study the
same course why? I doubt your genuine intention and therefore can’t
give you the entry visa that you have applied for.
AKPORS: (in anger) please give me back my passport let me get out
of this place, what do you think that is in USA that is not in Nigeria,
what do you think that I will see in USA that we don’t have in Nigeria
here? Do you think that USA is in any way better than this country
and if you think that USA is better than Nigeria, then why have you
chosen to stay in Nigeria instead of your country America?
WHITE LADY: (with serious anger and love for her dear country stood
up and said to him) look am gonna give you entry visa to USA so
that you gonna travel to America and see what is in USA. The
different between America and Nigeria. (out off anger, she stamped
the visa for Akpos).
May the anger of ur enemy be the promotion to ur next level!
Can I hear Amen?


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